Fart your ass off!!!
2:03 am x Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003
Why do people seem to think that farting is a "sin"? Farting is awesome. It sounds funny. I love to fart. Exxept the after smeell. That is thee worst part.
And burping. Burping awesome too..
You know what? This might sound lesbianish... but I love my friends. Not like "I want to have sex with you" way, like the friends way. We know each other so damn well and we are super uber close. We practiclly agree to the same things. We have lots of things in common. I suppose you want to know who I am talking about? I am talking about Naomi, Kimiko and D. Those are my bestest friends in the whole wide world. Of all time. All time. Time. .