My poems
12:16 AM x Monday, Jun. 30, 2003
My hair turned green because I ate a bad bean. I never thought this could happen but then I started tappin' ! This is so outragous, I never new it was contagous. But then I got all better and I recived a letter!
That is the poem that I made up. They are fun to make. Oh so very fun.
Here are more:
One day I went to the zoo, and I met Stacy Lou. She so so pretty but I felt so guilty. But it wasnt my fault that she didn't like mault. So I got her a gift but then she went pfft. I dont know why she did that. She must have been fat. But I never new her before, because she was a whore. She invited me to her house, so we could catch a mouse. That mouse was all grey, but not stuck in the hay!
This paper right here is not a dear. It doesnt like that SO DONT BE A HAT! You should go around screaming because you new that this day would never come. But then the paper yelled: YUM! So you came back all dressed in black to see what the paper was eating. It said: I dont need this from you. Your such a poo. So you went to lay in bed with pencil led. This is not nice, even for rice!!!!
Nailpolish is awesome. Even for a possum. That is why you should never fret over a hair breat. You alpy from left to right, never turing out the light. So that is why you must look pretty, so you are not late for the kitty! If you miss him he might slap you! All over from head to toe. It is not a pretty site, so i sudjest you do it right!
I was walking my dog, when he spotted a hog. It had a ball but it wasnt to small. So he passes it back, always talking the yack. "I will never miss my ball, even in a hall. Do you think you stop me? I dont think so Mr. Lee. So back off you dick. And get yourself your own Nick. I said don't steal. SO HEAL. I am almighty. So never take it lighty. Alrighty?"
Why do you need hens when you can have pens? They give off ink that is even the color pink! It will never let you down. Even when you are not around. So don't be so sad, I'll be your dad! is that okay? Even in the month of May? It better be or else you might see, THE OTHER ME!
The last one is my favorite one!! Yay!
I am going to go to bed now. I am tired. And I need to get up early.
My current obsession are making poems. Can you tell?